Also, despite it’s obscurity, there is a prolonged insult at the beginning of the film, “The Brothers O’Toole” – starring John Astin as Michael O’toole – wherein Michael insults the entire town to its face. Stop by IMDB.com for the memorable quote.

Hollywood is a vicious place: if you don’t have a pointed tongue and a wit to match that of Oscar Wilde, you might as well have ‘DUNCE’ tattooed on your forehead. Selecting the very best movie insults was an arduous task as there’s simply so ma…

This is epic because it invokes the name of Barbra Streisand to destroy a demon from hell.

“Mr. Madison, what you’ve just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.”

Steve Martin: If i wanted a joke i would have followed you into the washroom and watched you take a piss

Zaphod: Trust me!

Ford: Zaphod old mate. I trust you about as far as I can comfortably spit out a rat.

The mental aftertaste alone is epic.

Wesley: [yelling to Janice] Shut the fuck up!
[the office grows quiet]
Wesley: [to co-workers] She has one single iota of tenuous power. She thinks she can push everyone around.
[grabs Janice's stapler]
Wesley: You don’t need this.
[throws stapler into the wall of his cubicle]
Wesley: I understand. Junior high must’ve been kind of tough, but it doesn’t give you the right to treat your workers like horseshit, Janice. I know we laugh at you, Janice. We all know you keep a stash of jelly donuts in the top drawer of your desk.
[crouches down]
Wesley: But I want you to know, if you weren’t such a bitch, we’d feel sorry for you. I do feel sorry for you. But as it stands, the way you behave – I feel I can speak for the entire office when I tell you… go fuck yourself.

When i see you, my heart aches;
I could vomit.

Die away from me!