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X-Men Meets Nintendo

admin — Sun, 29 May 2011 12:00:19 +0000

Mario as Wolverine is pretty rad. However, it isn’t watermarked or signed (and neither search nor Tineye revealed a match), so does anybody know who did this?

If New Summer Movies Posters Were Honest

admin — Sat, 14 May 2011 12:11:47 +0000

Our Last article was about Best Summer 2011 New Movies Posters in Lego Style, and we have article about If Best New Movies Posters Tell us Truth. Today, we bring you article about new summer movies and what will their movie posters look alike if they we’re honest.

I believe they will save us big time with honesty, so we can skip some of them and get on whit our lives…As you can see a lot of 2011 Summer Movies will be sequels, and if you didn’t like previous movies, it will be better to skip this ones as well. Next, there are couple superheroes movies that we actually looking forward to see. But we wont lie, most of all, we can’t wait to see sexy Jennifer Garner and Cameron Diaz.

If Harry Potter Had An MBA

admin — Mon, 25 Apr 2011 11:31:21 +0000

Harry Potter latest part in New Movies called Deathly Hallows: Part 2, and everyone can’t wait to watch it. In the Harry Potter world, not all wizards are heroes. Some of them have MBA, some of them are PR people, social media experts and even marketing professionals. All book covers are designed by Amy Sly who have some serious graphic design skills. Harry potter movies are well known to all public and they are really popular. This was enough for Amy who uses Harry Potter as inspiration for shes harry potter artwork.

Pulp Fiction Dolls

admin — Mon, 11 Apr 2011 16:49:55 +0000

Quentin Tarantino is one of the best directors of all time, altro there are not to many New Movies from him, Pulp Fiction is one of his best works ever. We love Pulp Fiction because it contain a lot of ironic mix of humor and violence. If you don’t believe that movie is good, you should know that movie is nominated for seven Oscars in New Movies, including Best Picture. Movie won Best Original Screen play back then, and later they were awarded with Palme d’Or. Anyway, like other Tarantino’s movies, Pulp Fiction have nice sense of humor, and mysterious briefcase. Best Movie Characters are Vincent Vega, Jules Winnfield, Butch Coolidge, and many more, so in that name Max Dalton toy company creates awesome toys from this movie. As you can see on photos bellow, dolls are really detailed and they look really authentic. Unfortunately, we didn’t make to find official shop for you guys to find this dolls, so for now you can only enjoy in photos bellow.

Cartoons Facing Mental Disorder

admin — Wed, 09 Feb 2011 00:21:20 +0000

When we think about cartoons we usually think of funny and happy moments. They make us laugh, give us pleasure and joy that New Movies does not have. But how would it be if a grave issue like mental disorder is depicted through cartoons? These set of animated pictures show this very thing. In the first picture the disorder conveyed is “Schizophrenia”. It’s a cartoon boy in this picture who looks vulnerable. In the second one it is a donkey that is representing “Depression”. The image shows a donkey facing backside in rain. Next comes a bear or Winnie pooh who demonstrates “Eating disorder”. This picture is well justified with its expression. Other cartoon characters include a funny looking tiger, an even funnier rabbit, a hilarious fat pig and a sarcastic owl. Each of them is representing one mental disorder. The pig shows “Anxiety” and the picture of owl really draws an impression of “Narcissism”. The motif of relating these disorders to cartoons is simple; that is to make the points easily understandable and interesting. Matthew Wilkinson is author of those animations.

Top 10 Sequels that should never get

admin — Wed, 19 Jan 2011 12:27:41 +0000

We’ve all heard that sequels are not as good as the originals. Most of the time this is true and sometimes you just wish they hadn’t bothered. And sometimes you just hope – really hope – that they’ll never make another.

Here is my list of sequels that I hope will never see the light of day… Apologies to the original film poster designers for my blatant alterations!

Enjoy.

Starting us off is the sequel to one of the most hyped films of the noughties, Slumdog Millionnaire.

10. SLUMDOG BILLIONAIRE

Follow the increasingly unlikely adventures as he gambles with his rupees and watch his wealth soar beyond the dreams of avarice. Bask in the year’s most uplifting film with even more scenes of depravation, child torture, violence and mutilation. Nice.

9. 28 MONTHS LATER

Danny Boyle returns to his zombie franchise which sees the US being infected after the improbable transatlantic helicopter flight. Shudder as a bunch of unengaging characters do stupid things to further the plot and meet their fates in more and more elaborate CGI deaths.

8. THE CORE 2

Earth’s molten core has gone and done it again! Once more on a slowdown, in New Movies our intrepid heroes board and unfeasibly heat and pressure resistant vessel to save the day. In this follow-up to the worst-science-seen-in-a-movie-ever award winner can the director make it two in a row?

7. STAR WARS IV – A NEW HOPE 3D

A million voices cried out, ‘Leave it alone, Lucas!’, and fell silent. The latest definitive edition combines over-the-top sensory overload with even more added embarrassing aliens gurning and belching. This is the film that makes Avatar look distinctly 2D.

6. NIGHT AT THE TATE

Ben Stiller brings the magic to the UK but this time he’s guarding art gallery exhibits. Surprising the fans by making it an 18 certificate this series loses its shackles and goes all out in horror as Stiller regrets sneering at an unmade bed when the gallery comes to life and he is pursued by a marinated sheep and half a shark.

5. THE QUEEN’S SPEECH

Following a terrible change in fortune for Colin Firth, he reprises his multi award winning role with a twist to reclaim his reputation as a versatile artist. No longer playing George VI, Firth returns in this extravagant, sumptuous, colourful, gay musical as Queen Georgina VI. Tastefully done of course.

4. SAW VIII

‘Nuff said.

3. AIRPLANE 3

Bad taste returns big time to our cinema screens as a CGI Leslie Nielsen reprises his role. Hollywood wouldn’t stoop so low, surely? With a rich vein of new material prepare for laughs poking fun at snowbound airports, volcanic eruptions and terrorist attacks.

2. M NIGHT SHYALAMAN’S – I DO IT AGAIN

When a horror auteur starts making films with his name preceding the title, you just know it’s gonna be a stinker. Step forward Mr Carpenter. And now step back. With Shyalaman’s reputation swinging wildly from golden boy to confused adult we can only hope he can get his act together.

1. MAD MAX 4

Mel Gibson is now a Mellowing Max in this gritty sequel charting his rise to environmental harmony while he tears up the Outback in his now-classic Nissan Leaf. Petrol tankers are few and far between and mostly converted into moving solar power collectors. The local sickos struggle to maintain their gas guzzling, smoke belching vehicles – rusty Prius’s.

When Guest Blogger Greg isn’t dreaming up fanciful film ideas he’s hard at work designing websites and infographics.

Every Zombie Death in The Walking Dead

admin — Fri, 24 Dec 2010 19:15:01 +0000

A superlative supercut of every zombie offing from The Walking Dead. It’s so good, Frank Darabont rehired all of his writers just so he could fire them again.

The Walking Dead is an American post-apocalyptic horror television series developed for television by Frank Darabont and based on the comic book series of the same name by Robert Kirkman, Tony Moore and Charlie Adlard.It premiered on the AMC network on October 31, 2010 with a 70-minute premiere episode, during the network’s “Fearfest”. AMC has renewed the series for a second season of 13 episodes.

The Walking Dead tells the story of the aftermath of a zombie apocalypse; it follows a small group of survivors, traveling across the desolate United States in search of a new home away from the shuffling hordes of the undead. The group is led by Rick Grimes, who was a sheriff’s deputy in King County, Georgia, before the zombie outbreak. As their situation grows more and more grim, the group’s desperation to survive pushes them to the very edge of sanity. At every turn they are faced with unspeakable horrors, both from the undead and the scattered remains of a struggling human populace.

Harry Potter Fan Goes to Far

admin — Mon, 13 Dec 2010 02:24:02 +0000

Alright, in the interest of being fair and balanced, I have to rip on this person just as hard as I would if this was a Twilight toilet seat, which I’m also sure exists somewhere.

I like Harry Potter too, but not nearly enough to have Draco Malfoy, Severus Snape and Bellatrix Lestrange kissing my ass cheeks. Well, maybe just her.

And when you’re peeing like a dude? You get to watch Dumbledore (who JK Rowling outed as gay) stare directly at your dong for the duration. In other words, this isn’t terribly comfortable in any position you end up using it.

Avatar’s most awkward deleted scene

admin — Wed, 01 Dec 2010 00:38:43 +0000

Avatar is a 2009 American epic science fiction film written and directed by James Cameron, and starring Sam Worthington, Zoe Saldana, Stephen Lang, Michelle Rodriguez, Joel David Moore, Giovanni Ribisi and Sigourney Weaver. The film is set in 2154, when humans are mining a precious mineral called unobtanium on Pandora, a lush moon of a gas giant in the Alpha Centauri star system.

Avatar from Wikipedia:

The expansion of the mining colony threatens the continued existence of a local tribe of Na’vi—a humanoid species indigenous to Pandora. The film’s title refers to the genetically engineered Na’vi-human hybrid bodies used by a team of researchers to interact with the natives of Pandora.

Development on Avatar began in 1994, when Cameron wrote an 80-page scriptment for the film. Filming was supposed to take place after the completion of Cameron’s 1997 film Titanic, for a planned release in 1999, but according to Cameron, the necessary technology was not yet available to achieve his vision of the film. Work on the language for the film’s extraterrestrial beings began in summer 2005, and Cameron began developing the screenplay and fictional universe in early 2006. Avatar was officially budgeted at $237 million. Other estimates put the cost between $280 million and $310 million for production and at $150 million for promotion. The film was released for traditional 2-D viewing, 3-D viewing (using the RealD 3D, Dolby 3D, XpanD 3D, and IMAX 3D formats), and “4-D” viewing. The stereoscopic filmmaking was touted as a breakthrough in cinematic technology.

Famous Robots Roles During The Robot Apocalypse

admin — Tue, 30 Nov 2010 13:34:52 +0000

There are some small errors in this (seems C-3PO becomes a Borg during the apocalypse and Bender’s primary objectives are bending, “cheesing” it, and killing all humans,) but I love how they all turn on us in the end.

Optimus Prime is a fictional character from the Transformers franchise. Prime is the leader of the Autobots, a faction of heroic Transformers from the fictional planet Cybertron who wage their battles to destroy the evil forces of the Decepticons. He is depicted as a heroic, brave, wise and compassionate character who puts all his talent to use to improve the universe around him. Optimus has a strong sense of justice and righteousness, and has dedicated himself to the protection of all life, particularly the inhabitants of Earth; he will battle his foes with unyielding resolve.

The Terminator is a 1984 science fiction action film directed by James Cameron, co-written by Cameron and William Wisher Jr., and starring Arnold Schwarzenegger, Linda Hamilton, and Michael Biehn. The film was produced by Hemdale Film Corporation and distributed by Orion Pictures, and filmed in Los Angeles. Schwarzenegger plays the Terminator, a cyborg assassin sent back in time from the year 2029 to 1984 to kill Sarah Connor, played by Hamilton. Biehn plays Kyle Reese, a soldier from the future sent back in time to protect Sarah.

C-3PO (pronounced /si???ri?pi.o?/, phonetically spelled See-Threepio, and called 3PO or Threepio for short) is a character from the Star Wars universe, who appears in both the original Star Wars films and the prequel trilogy. He is also a major character in the television show Droids, and appears frequently in the series’ “Expanded Universe” of novels, comic books, and video games. C-3PO is one of the four characters to appear in all six of the Star Wars feature films, and one of only two characters portrayed by the same actor in all six installments of the series (the other being Kenny Baker as R2-D2). In all his various appearances, he is portrayed by Anthony Daniels.

Bender Bending Rodríguez, designated Bending Unit 22, is a fictional robot character in the animated television series Futurama. He was created by series creators Matt Groening and David X. Cohen and is voiced by John DiMaggio. In the series, Bender plays the role of a comic anti-hero, and is described by Leela as an “alcoholic, whore-mongering, chain-smoking gambler”. He was built in Mexico and other characters refer to his “swarthy Latin charm”, though he does not speak with a Mexican accent or even know how to speak Spanish. He is also prejudiced against non-robots, often expressing an urge to “kill all humans”, except his best friend, Fry

Rosie the Robot Maid is a humanoid robot fictional character in The Jetsons animated television series of the 1960s. She is the title family’s maid and housekeeper. Jean Vander Pyl provided the voice for Rosie. Rosie is depicted as wearing a frilly apron, and was often seen using a separate vacuum cleaner. Her torso is mounted atop a single leg and she rolls about on a set of caster wheels. She frequently calls George Jetson “Mr. J”.